Alcohol

…

Is a wonderful stain remover.
It removes stains from furniture,
Homes
And cars.
As well as carpets,
Beds, your family,
Your wife
And children.
It removes your friends,
Your clothes,
Your shoes
And even your
Self-respect.
It removes your good name
And even
Your job.
And if used too much,
It even removes you.
Try it,
It works !!!